Friday, June 05, 2009

ways to get fired

a friend of mine is trying to think of creative ways to get fired. i think, at the ripe old age of 23, he's realized he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life in a cubicle. his ideas thus far:

1. tailgate in your cube
- the smell of hamburgers and hotdogs in the office
- an ice chest
- the smell of sunscreen
- beers

2. slowly becoming more and more goth
- paint one fingernail black each day
- start subbing out polo shirts for dark clothes
- wear a black trench coat over a bright polo everyday

... more to come later.



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