Monday, January 17, 2011

brangelina


now, if you know me, you know that i know way too much about celebrities. but i chalk it up to my upbringing (our house is lined with movie posters since my dad spent his career buying and selling 16mm films, dvds, and movie/tv memorabilia). besides, someone once pointed out to me that knowing useless celebrity info is akin to knowing useless sports trivia. anyway, i admit my shameless knowledge, and thus i move forward to the point of this post.

last night we watched the golden globes (sidebar: ricky gervais killed it. hollywood gets so pampered and put on a pedestal. i love that he calls everyone out on their bullsh*t.) anyway, last night was a turning point for me. for the longest time i've tried to resist the power of brangelina. why? because i hate adultery. it makes my skin crawl and i was so mad at them. but last night angelina just looked so gorgeous in her green gown, and she and brad were pda'ing like i've never seen. but it wasn't gross pda; rather, it was the sweetest pda i've ever seen. every time the camera cut to them in the audience, she was leaning ever-so-slightly on him, and they just looked so content. and then, of course, there was the moment right before a commercial, when they cut to angelina earnestly adjusting brad's tie. i don't know what it was, but at that moment, i fell in love with the brangelina. my heart cried a little conceding tear of joy for them. i've never so badly wanted to have someone whose tie i can adjust.

(ps - i'm sorry, evie. i've crossed over to the other side, and i hope you can forgive me).

now, let's talk about more important and pressing matters. like ALL OF THE MASS ANIMAL DEATHS! is everyone crossing off to-dos on their bucket lists? because 2012 is only a year away, y'all.

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