Friday, January 07, 2011

jake

why oh why wasn't i on the q train last night (aside from the fact that i don't think i've ever ridden the q)? jake and i could've bumped into each other and talked about all of the things we have in common. i'd be really sarcastic and make fun of him for wearing sunglasses on the subway, and he'd make fun of me for being awkward. and then we could go grab coffee together and discuss why things didn't work out between him and taytay swift. and then he would realize he just wants to settle down with another southern blonde, but this one's really special, and then we'd probably get married next week and things would really pick up around here. i scorn you, my usually great commute! this is all your fault.

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