Wednesday, January 19, 2011

what kind of sick joke is this?

since monday, i've been doing a juice detox/cleanse/crazypersonthing with my boss, alana. today is our last day, and so far i have to admit that it's been pretty easy. i haven't gotten too hungry and i haven't been cranky. the only negatives i've noticed are a slight headache that i got monday afternoon, and i've been tired earlier in the night. that's actually probably a good thing since i'm such a night owl and i cheat myself out of good sleep (damn you interwebs!) anyway, this is what my schedule has been like for the past 2 days + today:

wake up - by the time i get to work: down 12oz. water

8am: all greens (apple, celery, cucumber, kale, spinach) - delicous!

12 oz. water

10am: mood mender (orange, grapefruit, ginseng, vitamin c) - pretty, pretty, pretty good!

12 oz. water

12pm: skin tonic (apple, celery, spinach, kale, aloe vera) - yummy!

12 oz. water

3pm: quick quencher (watermelon, lemon, pineapple) - tart, but super yummy!

12 oz. water

6pm: fatigue fighter (apple, carrot, beet, ginger) - eh, it's okay. not my favorite, but it's doable.

12 oz. water

8pm: almond smoothie (almond butter, coconut, cinnamon) - like drinking melted oatmeal ice cream. super stellar yummy!

12 oz. water


that's what it's supposed to be like, anyway. the times have been varied for us, but i try to keep a similar amount of time in between. anyway, since i'm no stranger to discussing my human functions, i was remarking to amy monday that i peed a lot during the day monday, and she asked that i keep track of how much water i'm drinking, and how many times i'm peeing every day. not one to turn down an interesting request, i kept track yesterday. in addition to my 6 16-oz. juices, i drank 1 8-oz. mug of detox tea, 7 12-oz. cups of water (in my starbucks cup, no less!), and peed a total of 11 times. crazeballs.

anyway, this morning at work, our landlord came by our office to let us know that we can't use our bathrooms today because of some plumbing issues in the building. hence, the title of this post. alana and i aren't sure what to do. we might just pretend we're family and "let it mellow," otherwise, we'll have to be sneaky and use the pizza place's facilities downstairs, or steal away to the apple store across the street and pretend we're buying ipads and need a quick break. who knows. wish us luck.

also, i'm sorry i'm not sorry for offending anyone. this is my blog so i can talk about pee all i want! if you're my family and close friends, then you know me. and if you're reading this randomly, or if i haven't talked to you since high school (hey, i facebook stalk, too!), then it's only fair that you email me something really telling about yourself.

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